Feeling the spirits

A bottle of wine and 2 bible chapters can turn an otherwise lame Saturday into a good time.


John 19:34
 One of the soldiers stuck his spear into Jesus' side, and blood and water came out. ³⁵ We know this is true, because it was told by someone who saw it happen. Now you can have faith too.

WELL FUCK, now I know it to be true. A friend of a friend says it happened. 


John keeps bringing up "Jesus' favorite disciple" AKA (via King James) "the beloved disciple" which sounds an awful lot to me like jesus had a fuck buddy. I'm not alone here either http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disciple_whom_Jesus_loved

They're described as laying on jesus' bosom at the last supper. (John 13:23) Who might that be?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Damiane._Jesus_Christ_and_St._John_the_Apostle..jpg

oh Jesus...